Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Inspired by Nguping Jakarta

1. Close your mouth!

Guru: "Close the dooo"
Siswa: "Hah?"
Guru: "Kan R nya gak dibaca"

Doo means door but it was silly. Gue kea mau jd guru bhs Inggris dah


2. Berry Addict!

Guru: "You have BlackBerry? I have strawberry!"
Siswa: (diem, gak berkomentar, meringis dalem hati)

Mau saya beliin BlackBerry Pak?!?!


3. Isaacers

Guru: "Tau gak? Ada yg lain selain Isaac Newton?"
Siswa: "Apa?"
Guru: "Isaac Tangis (baca: isak tangis)

Nangisin pak guru yoook


4. Tekanan Prizer

Guru: "It is pressure (beliau baca: prizer)
Siswa: "Oh saya nyimpen es krim di prizer hahahah"
Guru: "Itu mah orang sunda haha, freezer tauk"

Gilak gua serasa belajar Sundanese-English


5. Pelukan Lain

Gue: "Ayu, peluk gue dulu"
(Narik tangan Ayu buat meluk gue)
REAKSI KIMIA: Oiya tadi malem gua baru aja nikah, udah punya suami, gue sm lo ga mukhrim
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gue: "Jangan bilang suami ku" (dengan nada sexy)

Ketawa lah


6. Bakar saja dia
Ada gambar terbakar di Pesona Fisika

Guru: "Itu terbakar, bukan motor tebakar"

Baiklah kawan ayo bakar dia

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dear abigail,

i'm guessing that you probably young and stupid, but it's "inspired".. not "inspirated".. "inspirated" is not a word..